I’m currently sitting at a lovely 10i cup size… fucking i, i for INCREDIBLY HUGED NATURAL ANNOYING TITS.
Brutally painful, the fucking stares, the crude comments, the fact that each boob weighs 3-4kg, the fact that clothes never fucking fit, I can’t buy off the shelf bras, I can’t even look at a shelf of bikini’s because well no matter what I’m either gonna have mad side boob, mad under boob, or nip slips happening.
I can’t exercise properly, because they pretty much hit my chin (no joke), I can’t sleep because they tangle- that sounds weird but if you’re a boy imagine crushing your nuts between your thighs, yeh feel that pain m8?
Spoke to the doctor, have to go see a cosmetic surgeon to get a consult. I’m feeling a nice comfy C or D cup? Yeh. Lets do this! Fuck the scars! I want my chest back!
omfg best gif
This is probably going to be me and ruby when we drive to perth from brisbane.
Black Labs are the best
THIS IS PROOF MY DOG IS NOT FAT. THIS IS HOW A WELL FUCKING LOOKED AFTER/ DOG THAT EATS A LOT OF FRESH MEAT LOOKS LIKE. END RANT