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ay-drian:

hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train
ok

she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg

She couldn’t leave the kitchen so she brought the kitchen with her.
#readyforhate #sorrynotsorry #DOILOOIKLIKEICARE

clavid:

ay-drian:

hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train

ok

she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg

She couldn’t leave the kitchen so she brought the kitchen with her.

#readyforhate #sorrynotsorry #DOILOOIKLIKEICARE

Breast Reduction Surgery.

I’m currently sitting at a lovely 10i cup size… fucking i, i for INCREDIBLY HUGED NATURAL ANNOYING TITS.

Brutally painful, the fucking stares, the crude comments, the fact that each boob weighs 3-4kg, the fact that clothes never fucking fit, I can’t buy off the shelf bras, I can’t even look at a shelf of bikini’s because well no matter what I’m either gonna have mad side boob, mad under boob, or nip slips happening. 

I can’t exercise properly, because they pretty much hit my chin (no joke), I can’t sleep because they tangle- that sounds weird but if you’re a boy imagine crushing your nuts between your thighs, yeh feel that pain m8?

Spoke to the doctor, have to go see a cosmetic surgeon to get a consult. I’m feeling a nice comfy C or D cup? Yeh. Lets do this! Fuck the scars! I want my chest back! 

Beckatt Silver Osiris of The Walls.

Sooo whats your cats name?

Beckatt Silver Osiris of The Walls.

Sooo whats your cats name?

tea-kids:

omfg best gif

This is probably going to be me and ruby when we drive to perth from brisbane.

tea-kids:

omfg best gif

This is probably going to be me and ruby when we drive to perth from brisbane.

blackbirdbirdy:

Black Labs are the best

blackbirdbirdy:

Black Labs are the best

THIS IS PROOF MY DOG IS NOT FAT. THIS IS HOW A WELL FUCKING LOOKED AFTER/ DOG THAT EATS A LOT OF FRESH MEAT LOOKS LIKE. END RANT

THIS IS PROOF MY DOG IS NOT FAT. THIS IS HOW A WELL FUCKING LOOKED AFTER/ DOG THAT EATS A LOT OF FRESH MEAT LOOKS LIKE. END RANT